{"id":1612,"date":"2011-12-24T10:03:56","date_gmt":"2011-12-24T09:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/mongolie\/?p=1612"},"modified":"2012-07-12T20:14:23","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T18:14:23","slug":"demande-de-rancon-urgent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/demande-de-rancon-urgent\/","title":{"rendered":"DEMANDE DE RANCON &#8211; (d\u00e9connez pas)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cet article est tr\u00e8s s\u00e9rieux et \u00e0 ne pas prendre \u00e0 la l\u00e9g\u00e8re !<\/p>\n<p><strong>Je retiens en otage les rennes du P\u00e8re-No\u00ebl !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La situation est tr\u00e8s simple. Pas de rennes, pas de traineau. Pas de traineau, pas de cadeaux !<\/p>\n<p>Je demande une ran\u00e7on de 1 milliard 500 millions euros. Ce qui fait moins d&#8217;1 euro par enfant dans le monde <em>(et encore je n&#8217;ai pas pris en compte le Bangladesh, dont il para\u00eetrait que le P\u00e8re-No\u00ebl oubli couramment l\u2019existence)<\/em>. Vous avez jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce soir minuit pour faire un virement sur mon compte Paypal.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/les-rennes-du-pere-noel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1616 colorbox-999\" title=\"Les rennes du pere noel\" src=\"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/rennes-pere-noel-700x491.jpg\" alt=\"Les rennes du pere noel\" width=\"700\" height=\"491\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Reposez tout de suite ce t\u00e9l\u00e9phone. Regardez encore le regard suppliant de ce pauvre renne, pensez \u00e0 tous ces enfants, et r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissez-y \u00e0 deux fois avant d&#8217;appeler la police. J&#8217;ai un couteau, je r\u00e9p\u00e8te, j&#8217;ai un COUTEAU.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cet article est tr\u00e8s s\u00e9rieux et \u00e0 ne pas prendre \u00e0 la l\u00e9g\u00e8re ! Je retiens en otage les rennes du P\u00e8re-No\u00ebl ! La situation est tr\u00e8s simple. Pas de rennes, pas de traineau. Pas de traineau, pas de cadeaux ! Je demande une ran\u00e7on de 1 milliard 500 millions euros. Ce qui fait moins [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1616,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[839],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humeurs-mongolie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1612\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/remichapeaublanc.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}